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Item No. Description Price Seller Tel. No. Seller Email No.

1 Postmodernist 'definition' of postmodernism. Previously known as naiive subjectivism, to give it, you know, a "label" as such.. £100,000.00 0121359 carter.john@itsligo.ie
2 New theory of the universe (and everything else). £100,000.00 dsfdsfdsf need_a_grant@uni.ac.uk
3 Book: How to Design a Retro Website by J.R.Carter £100.00 88 66 88
4 Simple proof of Fermat's last theorem. Buyer collects. £200.00 11235813213455 fibber@nazi.com
5 Sleeping bag with somebody already in there. £10.00 0956 997 811 carter.john@itsligo.ie
6 Modern Physics toolkit. Incl. crystal ball, cap with stars on it, random theory generator, and funny accent tutor. £100,000.00 34551213 carter.john@itsligo.ie
7 New 10" scissors. Snip. £0.99 0956 997 811 carter.john@itsligo.ie
8 Econometric Analysis of the World with examples £235.00 0208 311 4456 uselectorate@usa.com
9 testing time £0.00
10 Coffin. Empty. Leatherette interior. Radio. Jacuzzi. Suit Essex entrepreneur. £5,000.00 0956 997 811 carter.john@itsligo.ie
11 Child's Chieftain Tank - full working order £100,000.00 123 456 1@2
12 Packet of Polo. Mint condition £0.06 3434 555 128 carter.john@itsligo.ie
13 Lucky rabbit's foot. £1.00 0123 456 771 B@bunny
14 Unlucky rabbit. c/w Zimmer frame and book about carrots. £2.00 see above
20 sonyas pjs £10.00 0876576046 belclare16@hotmail.com
41 Thing in a glass case. £123.44 01234 4444 me@you
44 Fully paid up member of the grey masses £0.02 1234 5678 you@me
47 Declaration of intent. With free get-out clause. £66.77 00353 1111 2222 carter.john@itsligo.ie
48 Thing in itself. Complete with contextual framework. £66.77 00353 1111 2222 carter.john@itsligo.ie
66 Shearers' shears, wool-cutting, c/w packet of band-aids, some still unused. £1.00 0956 997 811 carter.john@itsligo.ie
88 Holocaust denial kit. Includes blindfold, earplugs and copy of Mein Kampf. £0.01 00353 7189 964 carter.john@itsligo.ie
99 Nuclear powered pillow turner. Lifetime guarantee. (Its, not yours). £300,000,000.00 0956 997 811 carter.john@itsligo.ie
100 Automatic pint dispenser £2.70 123456789
101 Neutron. Free of charge £0.00 07879-6754332 nimby99@evenhottermail.com
553 1 bald sheep, A copy of RTE Guide dated June 1994, 3 Used teabags £75.00 1213321 kingsamuel@hotmail.cum
567 safdsagsd £34.00 56767789
661 Used home self-hypnosis course. You will buy this course. £100.00 1234 567 8990 carter.john@itsligo.ie
662 Time travel kit. You will have needed this. It might certainly prove to have been ve-ery useful. Possibly. £77.07 123 4567 carter.john@itsligo.ie
711 Book: Scepticism - A Complete and Utter Waste of Time by Alfred E. Neumann £44.56 0800 600 400 best@worst.com
786 Basket of Flowers £10.99 0208 7984563 johnson@hotmail.com
999 £0.00
1000 Solar powered budgie seed dispenser. Keep your budgie happy (in the sunny weather) while you're away. £10.00 1234 carter.john@itsligo.ie
1233 computer £120.00 +254723534997 seifomar_27@yahoo.com
2236 Fish Tank with Blind Fishes £100.00 0121123456789 k@hopymao.com
4434 Cockatoo, good talker, drink problem £100.00 12345 78 whosa@pretty.boy.then
4519 orangeman replica doll.complete with sash and moustache.press back to hear one of three outrageously biggoted rants £0.01 90910909 bargainbin@marysofsligo.com
4545 Do it yourself home surgery kit. Save pounds on those expensive 'doctors'. £1,000.00 123 4567 carter.john@itsligo.ie
6711 back bone £312.89 098 76547 peter@hotmail.com
7024 ronan o hara's body £124.00 0868440512 ronan14@hotmail.com
7654 2 siamase cats, 1 still alive £4.00 o87 6109345 jamglancy@hotmail.com
8475 water proof soap £0.99 244l75656 fsojhfedlk@kjbhkjh.com
9998 my daughter's shoes £70.00 123678 noton@theweb

Item No.	Description	Price	Seller Tel. No.	Seller Email No.
1	Postmodernist 'definition' of postmodernism. Previously known as naiive subjectivism, to give it, you know, a "label" as such..	£100,000.00	0121359	carter.john@itsligo.ie
2	New theory of the universe (and everything else).	£100,000.00	dsfdsfdsf	need_a_grant@uni.ac.uk
3	Book: How to Design a Retro Website by J.R.Carter	£100.00	88 66 88
4	Simple proof of Fermat's last theorem. Buyer collects.	£200.00	11235813213455	fibber@nazi.com
5	Sleeping bag with somebody already in there.	£10.00	0956 997 811	carter.john@itsligo.ie
6	Modern Physics toolkit. Incl. crystal ball, cap with stars on it, random theory generator, and funny accent tutor.	£100,000.00	34551213	carter.john@itsligo.ie
7	New 10" scissors. Snip.	£0.99	0956 997 811	carter.john@itsligo.ie
8	Econometric Analysis of the World with examples	£235.00	0208 311 4456	uselectorate@usa.com
9	testing time	£0.00
10	Coffin. Empty. Leatherette interior. Radio. Jacuzzi. Suit Essex entrepreneur.	£5,000.00	0956 997 811	carter.john@itsligo.ie
11	Child's Chieftain Tank - full working order	£100,000.00	123 456	1@2
12	Packet of Polo. Mint condition	£0.06	3434 555 128	carter.john@itsligo.ie
13	Lucky rabbit's foot.	£1.00	0123 456 771	B@bunny
14	Unlucky rabbit. c/w Zimmer frame and book about carrots.	£2.00	see above
20	sonyas pjs	£10.00	0876576046	belclare16@hotmail.com
41	Thing in a glass case.	£123.44	01234 4444	me@you
44	Fully paid up member of the grey masses	£0.02	1234 5678	you@me
47	Declaration of intent. With free get-out clause.	£66.77	00353 1111 2222	carter.john@itsligo.ie
48	Thing in itself. Complete with contextual framework.	£66.77	00353 1111 2222	carter.john@itsligo.ie
66	Shearers' shears, wool-cutting, c/w packet of band-aids, some still unused.	£1.00	0956 997 811	carter.john@itsligo.ie
88	Holocaust denial kit. Includes blindfold, earplugs and copy of Mein Kampf.	£0.01	00353 7189 964	carter.john@itsligo.ie
99	Nuclear powered pillow turner. Lifetime guarantee. (Its, not yours).	£300,000,000.00	0956 997 811	carter.john@itsligo.ie
100	Automatic pint dispenser	£2.70	123456789
101	Neutron. Free of charge	£0.00	07879-6754332	nimby99@evenhottermail.com
553	1 bald sheep, A copy of RTE Guide dated June 1994, 3 Used teabags	£75.00	1213321	kingsamuel@hotmail.cum
567	safdsagsd	£34.00	56767789
661	Used home self-hypnosis course. You will buy this course.	£100.00	1234 567 8990	carter.john@itsligo.ie
662	Time travel kit. You will have needed this. It might certainly prove to have been ve-ery useful. Possibly.	£77.07	123 4567	carter.john@itsligo.ie
711	Book: Scepticism - A Complete and Utter Waste of Time by Alfred E. Neumann	£44.56	0800 600 400	best@worst.com
786	Basket of Flowers	£10.99	0208 7984563	johnson@hotmail.com
999		£0.00
1000	Solar powered budgie seed dispenser. Keep your budgie happy (in the sunny weather) while you're away.	£10.00	1234	carter.john@itsligo.ie
1233	computer	£120.00	+254723534997	seifomar_27@yahoo.com
2236	Fish Tank with Blind Fishes	£100.00	0121123456789	k@hopymao.com
4434	Cockatoo, good talker, drink problem	£100.00	12345 78	whosa@pretty.boy.then
4519	orangeman replica doll.complete with sash and moustache.press back to hear one of three outrageously biggoted rants	£0.01	90910909	bargainbin@marysofsligo.com
4545	Do it yourself home surgery kit. Save pounds on those expensive 'doctors'.	£1,000.00	123 4567	carter.john@itsligo.ie
6711	back bone	£312.89	098 76547	peter@hotmail.com
7024	ronan o hara's body	£124.00	0868440512	ronan14@hotmail.com
7654	2 siamase cats, 1 still alive	£4.00	o87 6109345	jamglancy@hotmail.com
8475	water proof soap	£0.99	244l75656	fsojhfedlk@kjbhkjh.com
9998	my daughter's shoes	£70.00	123678	noton@theweb

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